Rapper's Delight

Ba hip hop

ba hib bip ba hib bee di bbee

hip hip hop an' you don't stop

Rock it out ba by bo pper

to the boo ge ddy bang bang

the boo gie to

the boo ge ddy beat

Now what you hear

is not a test

I'm rapp in' to the beat

And me the groove

an' my friends

are go nna try to move your feet

You see I am Won der Mike

an' I'd like to say he llo

A to the black to the white

the red an' the brown

the pur ple an ye llow

But first I go tta bang bang

the boo gie to the boo gie

say up jumped the boo gie

to the bang bang boo gie

Let's rock you don't stop

rock the rhy thm that 'll make

your bo dy rock

Well so far you've

heard my voice

but I brought two friends a long

And next on the mike

is my man Hank

Come on Hank

sing dat song check it out

Well I'm on the dip

the la dies tip

the wo men fight for my de light

But I'm the grand ma ster

with the three M Cs

dat shock the house

for the young la dies

An when you come in side

an' to the front

You do the freak spank

an' do the bump

An' when the su cker M Cs

try to prove a point

We're Trea cherous Tri o

an' we're the se ri ous joint

Now from sun to sun

an' from day to day

I sit down an' write

a bran' new rhyme

Be cause they say

that mi ra cles ne ver cease

I've cre at ed

a de vas tat ing mas ter piece

I'm go nna rock the mike

so you can't re sist

E very bo dy

I say it goes like dis

Well I was com in' home late

one dark af ter noon

Re por ter stopped me

for an' in ter view

She said she's heard sto ries

an' she's heard fa bles

That I'm vi cious on the mic

an' the turn ta bles

This young re por ter I did a dore

so I rocked a vi cious rhyme

like I ne ver did be fore

She said damn Fly Guy

I'm in love wit you

The Ca sa no va le gend

must' ve been true

I said by the way ba by

what's your name

She said I go by

the name Lo is Lane

An' you could be my boy friend

you sho' an' you can

Just let me quit my boy friend

called Su per man

I said He's a fai ry

I do su ppose

fly in' thru the air in pan ty hose

He may be tall

an' se xy or e ven cute

But he looks like a su cker

in a blue an' red suit

I said you need a man

who's got fi nesse

An' his whole name

a cross his chest

He may be a ble to fly

all thru the night

But can he rock

a par ty till the ear ly light

He can't sa tis fy

you wit his li ttle worm

But I can bus' you out

wit my su per sperm

I go do it, I go do it

I go do it, do it, do it

An' I'm here, an' I'm there

I'm big bad Hank

I'm e very where

Uh just throw

your hands up in the air

An' par ty hear ty like

you jus' don't care

Let's do it

uh don't stop y'all

Uh to the top y'all

you don't stop

Uh go ho tel mo tel

uh what cha go nna do to day

Say I'm mo get a fly girl

go nna get some swing

an' drive off in a def O J

E very bo dy go ho tel mo tel

Ho li day Inn

You say if your

girl starts act ing up

then you take her friend

I say Skip Jive what can I say

I can't fit 'em all in side my O J

So I jus' take half

an' bus' them out

I give the rest to Mas ter Gee

so he can shock the house

I said a M- A- S a T- E- R

a G wit a dou ble E

I said I go by

the un for ge tta ble name

of the man they

call the Mas ter Gee

Well my name is known

all o ver the world

by all the fo xy la dies

an' the pre tty girls

I'm go in' down in his to ry

as the ba ddest bro ther

there e ver could be

Now I'm feel in' the highs

an' you're feel in' the lows

the beat starts gett in'

in to your toes

You start popp in' your fin gers

an' stomp in' your feet

an' mov in' your bo dy while

you're sitt in' in your seat

An' then damn

you start do in' the freak

I said damn

a right ou tta your seat

And then you throw

your hand high in the air

You're rock in' to the rhy thm

shake your de rri ere

You're rock in' to the beat

with out a care

With the sure shot M Cs

for the a ffair

Now I'm not as tall

as the rest of the gang

but I rap to the beat

just the same

I got a li ttle face an'

a pair of brown eyes

all I'm here to do

la dies is hy pno tize

Sing in' on an an on

an on on an on

the beat don't stop

un til the break of dawn

Sing in' on an an on

an on on an on

well like a hot bu tter

to pop to pop pop di ppy

Di ppy pop di pop pop

you don't dare stop

Come a live y'all

a give it what cha got

I guess by now

you can take a hunch

an' find that I am

the ba by of the bunch

But that's O K

I still keep in stride

'Cos all I'm here to do

is just a wi ggle your be hind

Sing in' on an an

on an on an on

The beat don't stop

un til the break of dawn

Sing in' on an an

on an on on an on

rock rock y'all

get on the floor

I'm go nna freak you here

I'm go nna freak you there

I'm go nna move you ou tta

dis at mos phere

'Cos I'm one of a kind

an' I'll shock your mind

I put the kick kick

kic kers in your be hind

I said a one two three four

come on girls

a get on the floor

A come a live y'all

a gi mme what cha got

'cos I'm gua ran teed

to make you rock

I said a one two three four

tell me Won der Mike

what are you wait in' for

Said a hip hop

the hi bby to the hi bbi dy

hip hip ba ho ppa

you don't stop a rock in'

To the bang bang boo gie

say up jumped the boo gie

to the rhy thm

of the boo ge dy beat

A skide lly bee bop

we rock scoo bee doo

guess what A me ri ca

we love you

A 'cause you rock an'

a roll with so much soul

You could rock till you're

a hun dred an' one years old

I don't mean to brag

I don't mean to boast

But we like hot bu tter

on a break fast toast

Rock it up a ba by bo bba

ba by bo bba to the boo ge dy

bang bang the boo gie

to the beat beat

That's so u n***e come on

e very bo dy an' dance

to the beat

Have you e ver went o ver

a friends house to eat

an' the food just ain't no good

I mean the ma ca ro ni's

so ggy the peas are mushed

an' the chic ken

tastes like wood

Uh so you try to play

it off like you think you can by

a say in' that you're full

An' then your friend says

Ma ma he's jus' be ing po lite

he ain't fi nished uh

uh that's bull

A so your heart starts

pum pin' an' you think of a lie

an' you say that

you al rea dy ate

An' your friend says Man

there's plen ty of food

so you pile some

more on your plate

But while the stink in' food's

steam in' your mind starts

to dream in'of the mo ment

it's time to leave

An' then you look at your plate

an' your chic ken's

slow ly rott ing in to some thing

that looks like cheese

And then you say that's it

I go tta leave this place

I don't care

what these peo ple think

I'm jus' sitt in' here

mak in' my self nau seous

with this u gly food that stinks

And so you bust out

the door while it's still closed

still sick from the food you ate

An' then you run

to the store for quick re lief

from a bo ttle of Ka o pep tate

An' then you call your friend

two weeks la ter

to see how he has been

An' he says I un der stand

a bout the food

ba by bo bba but

we're still friends

Wit a hip hop

the hi bby to the hi bbi dy

hip hip ho ppa

you don't stop a rock in'

To the bang bang boo gie

say up jumped the boo gie

to the rhy thm

of the boo ge dy beat