Hey, folks, here's the story about Minnie the Moocher.
She was a low down huge jacuzzi.
She was the roughest.
tough as frail, but many had a heart as big as a whale.
Hare Hare Hare Hare Hare Hare Hare Hare Hare Hare Hare Hare Hare Hare
She messed around with a bloke named Smokey.
She loved him though he was coke.
He took her down to Chinatown and he showed her how to kick.
But gong around, a-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi!
He-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee.
He-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee.
Howdy, howdy, howdy, ho.
Howdy, howdy, howdy, ho.
She had a dream about the king of Sweden.
He gave her things
That she was needed He gave her a home Built of gold and steel A diamond car With the platinum wheels
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
he gave her his townhouse and his racing horses each meal she ate
Was a dozen courses.
Had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes.
She sat around and counted them all a million times.
Hooray, hooray, hooray, ho!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, ho!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, ho!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, ho!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, ho!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, ho!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, ho!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, ho!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, ho!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, ho!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, ho!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, ho!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, ho!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, ho!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, hooray, ho!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, hooray, ho!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, hooray, hooray
Amen.
