Operator get me the president of the world
This is an emergency
Do your neighbor a favor
Collect their morning paper
And clip out all the sad bits
No one wants to read that
Let them take their kids to
School and the zoo in peace
When you're standing near
Tokyo Police Club
When you're standing next to me
Tokyo Police Club
When you take the tunnel
Arresting you for being in love
Caught the fever that's spreading
Do you have a warm bed
We could stay the night in
It's all sick boys in this house
No one wants to feed us
Dumb kid you should have hid
You'd stand a better chance there
When you're standing near
Tokyo Police Club
When you're standing next to me
Tokyo Police Club
Lost in the Pacific
Arresting you for being in love
