Well, he came home from work

And saw a U-Haul backed up to the porch

"What the hell's going on?"

She said, "Happy anniversary, I'm giving you a divorce"

"Go on and get gone, but you ain't taking the kids

That's one thing for sure"

She said, "Look at them kids, and now look again

Now tell me, do they look like yours?"

Ain't that a heartbreak?

Ain't that a screw-your-head-around?

Ain't that a brainwreck?

Ain't that a world turned upside down?

Ain't that a do-you-wrong?

Ain't that a bitter pill to taste?

Ain't that a stone-cold country song?

Yeah, ain't that a heartbreak?

Oh, six months later

There's a U-Haul trailer kicking dust up down the drive

And she knocks on the door with an old sob story

Baby daddy left her high and dry

He said, "That's so sad, that's really too bad

Wish I had time to hear about that

But I got a new love, she's got the oil warmed up

And she's about to rub my back"

Ain't that a heartbreak?

Ain't that a screw-your-head-around?

Ain't that a brainwreck?

Ain't that a world turned upside down?

Ain't that a do-you-wrong?

Ain't that a bitter pill to taste?

Ain't that a stone-cold country song?

Yeah, ain't that a heartbreak?

Well, I ain't no philosopher

But I believe this is true

What you do to someone else

Is gonna come back 'round on you

Oh, ain't that a heartbreak?

Ain't that a screw-your-head-around?

Ain't that a brainwreck?

Ain't that a world turned upside down?

Ain't that a do-you-wrong?

Ain't that a bitter pill to taste?

Ain't that a stone-cold country song?

Yeah, ain't that a heartbreak?

Ain't that a stone-cold country song?

Yeah, ain't that a heartbreak?