See, I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What I couldn't do was - Sing!

I have trouble with a -

Note!

It goes all around my -

Throat!

It's a terrifying -

Thing!

See, I really couldn't hear Which note was lower or was -

Higher!

Which is why I disappear If someone says, "Let's start a -

Choir! "

Hey, when I begin to -

Shriek!

It's a across between a -

Squeak!

And a quiver or a -

Moan!

It's a little like a -

Croak!

Or the record player -

Broke!

What it doesn't have is -

Tone!

Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy -

Ding-a-ling

But I really couldn't -

Sing!

I could never really -

Sing!

What I couldn't do was -

Sing! -

Three blind mice...

Three blind mice... It isn't intentional! -

She's doing her best

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle bells, Jingle bells It really blows my mind -

She gets depressed

But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in -

Power!

And all my friends Say I am perfect for the shower

Still, I'm terrific at a -

Dance!

Guys are comin' in their -

Pants!

I'm a birdie on the -

Wing!

But when I begin to -

Chirp!

They say, "Who's the little..." -

Twerp!

Goin' 'pong' instead of -

'Ping'!

And when Christmas comes And all my friends go - caroling!

It is so dishearten -

Ning!

It is so disquiet -

Ting!

It is so discourag -

Ging!

Darling, please stop answer -

Ring!

See, I really couldn't -

Sing!

I could never really -

Sing!

What I couldn't do was -

Doh Ray Mi Fah Soh Lah Ti Doh

Doh Ray Mi Fah Soh Lah Ti Doh

La -

LA! -

La -

LAA! -

Sing Sing Sing sing sing sing sing sing -

SIIIING!