How ba-a-a-ad can I be
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be
I'm just livin' up my destiny
How ba-a-a-ad can I be
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be
How bad can I possibly be
Well there's a principle of nature
(Principle of nature!)
That almost every creature knows
Called survival of the fittest
(Survival of the fittest!)
And check it this is how it goes
The animal that eats gotta scratch
And fight and claw and bite and punch
And the animal that doesn't
Well, the animal that doesn't
Winds up someone else's
Lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch
(Munch munch munch munch munch)
I'm just sayin
How ba-a-a-ad can I be
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be
I'm just following my destiny
How ba-a-a-ad can I be
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be
How bad can I possibly be
There's a principle in bussiness
(Principle in bussiness!)
That everybody know is sound
It says The people with the money
(People with the money!)
"Make this ever lovin' world go round
So I'm biggerin' my company
I'm biggerin' my factory
Biggerin' my corporate sign
Everybody out there take care of yours
And me
I'll take care of mine mine mine mine mine
(Shake that bottom line!)
Let me hear you say Smogolous Smoke
(Smogolous Smoke!)
Schlopitty Schlop
(Schlopitty Schlop!)
Complain all you want
It's never ever ever ever gonna stop
(Stop!)
Come on how bad can it possibly be
How ba-a-a-ad can I be
I'm just buildin' an economy
How ba-a-a-ad can I be
Just look at me pettin' this puppy
How ba-a-a-ad can I be
A porcion of proceeds goes to charity
How ba-a-a-ad can I be
How bad could I possibly be
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
All the customers are buying
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
And the money is multiplying
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
And the P. R. people are lying
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
And the lawyers are denying
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
Who cares if a few trees are dying
This is all so gratifying
HOW BAD
HOW BAD CAN THIS POSSIBLY BE
