The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land

I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land

The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land

I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land

Feel disconnected, distant like heaven Miss what the reverend said, it's a bit upsetting

Wishing that I'd listen better, cause yes, I'm sinning

Fuckin' a nun in the cunt while her head's spinning

Pissed like a kid that's wetting his bed linen I'm twisted on meds, having sex with dead women

Lost in the sauce, my foster mom forced me to drink

And she peeled my foreskin back and sucked it off till it was pink

Thoughts that I think as I watch my balls in the sink

My balls up in my stomach, that's why they call him a shrink

Like cocaine on cocaine, feeling no pain I'm so trained with a gold chain

But I throw flames like propane and I won't play with a full deck

This whole game is joke as wild as I go insane

And the men pray like Cyprus, where that white bitch can play Lois Lane

Margot Kidder, I'ma go get her And hit her in the shitter, I'm a psycho killer

The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land

I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land

The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land

I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land

I bring a hammer to a slow jam Throw wrenches in your program

Nail gun through both hands Screwdrivers in your throat, damn

Make you a known example Throw roman candles, hone the poison arrows

Boy, destroy your peril, roast your flannel Demonically possessed, doctor suggests I am a psycho

Chainsaw on my gun like a Gears of War rifle Q -tip sex on a platter mask

Gripping a target cabbage patch with C4 in the battery pack

Yeah, I'm actually that, insane med pills Visions of chasing enemies while I'm on my fucking treadmill

Merry Christmas, kiss the barrel under the mistletoe

Shot every part of your body, bitch, except I missed your toe

If it's a diss, you'll know Scalpel to your torso, carve it slow

Rolling out intestines like a garden hose Make you swallow a 40 -ounce

And see how many karate chops it takes to punch your stomach till the bottle breaks

The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land

I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land

The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land

I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land

I'm lampin', I'm cold lampin', I'm ampin' I'm slicing you up like Crystal Lake campin'

Like Daddy Kane said it, stop shammin' I'm boasting, I'm bragging, raving and ranting

Leaving you deaded and Bruce Unbranded I send you to the moon like Ralph Brampton

I'm the craziest of the crazies in history Charles Manson's a pussy, a wannabe musician

I piss on that hippie, I'm the reason the Zodiac's still missing

Fuck Jeffrey Dahmer was a bitch, he fucked Royce And got murdered in prison

And David Berkowitz, the son of Sam He talked to doggies, Gacy was a clown

None of them fucking with Rugged Man I'm demented, delusional

Shock treatment, lunatic critters Cut out your livers with scissors

I'm splitting the wigger, you wiggers Shokasugi ninjas

Rambo sleepaway camp slashes Heather Thomas posters

In my brain, the 80s never passed the Central Park

I'm stealing purses and I'm robbing the joggers They wanna lock us, I'm raping the nurses

And murdering the doctors, come on

The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land

I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land

The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land

I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land

If they made you believe that this man really crazy as me

I drove myself mad, searching for sanity A world like a spell God created just to hold me

I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land

Well done, entertainment, bitch!

Disturbia!

Yo, Luke!

We did it again, brother!

The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land

I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land

The doctor's telling me I may be mad, baby It's because we're living in this crazy land

I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land