Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi

Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

You didn't see me climb through the window

Nobody had to open that door;

I just climbed right through the wall

And I want you one and all

To stand aside and let me have the floor

Take a look; I'm not such a stranger

Here's a face you cokies all ought to know

You can tell me I'm not wanted

But the joint will still be haunted;

'Cause I'm the ghost of Smoky Joe

Remember when I kicked the bucket

In my mansion up on Striver's Row

When they came and took me off in

A zillion dollar coffin;

'Cause I'm the ghost of Smoky Joe

Tell me do you remember Minnie

Yeah we remember Minnie

That frail I never found

You'll never recognise your Minnie

You mean to say that Minnie

Quit kickin' the gong around

I've got a date on my estate down in Hades

Call my chariot so I can go

And should the Moocher walk in

Just tell her you've been talkin'

To the ghost of Smoky Joe

Yes I remember Minnie;

She's that frail I never found

You mean to say that Minnie

Quit kickin' the gong around

I've got a date on my estate down in Hades

Call my chariot so I can go

And should the Moocher walk in

Just tell her you've been talkin'