Ale ander

Congratulations

You have invented a new kind of stupid

A 'damage you can never

undo' kind of stupid

An 'open all the cages at

the zoo' kind of stupid

'Truly, you didn't think this

through?' kind of stupid

Let's review

You took a rumor a few maybe two people

knew and refuted it by sharing an

affair of which no one has accused you

I begged you to take a

break, you refused to

So scared of what your

enemies might do to you

But you're the only enemy

you ever seem to lose to

You know why Jefferson

can do what he wants?

He doesn't dignify schoolyard

taunts with a response!

So yeah, congratulations!

You've redefined your legacy

Congratulations

I languished in a loveless

marriage in London

I lived only to read your letters

I look at you and think 'God,

what have we done with our

lives and what did it get us?'

That doesn't wipe the

tears or the years away

But I'm back in the city

and I'm here to stay

I know what I'm here to do

I'm not here for you

I know my sister like I know my own mind

You will never find anyone

as trusting or as kind

And a million years ago, she

said to me 'this one's mine'

So I stood by

Do you know why?

I love my sister more than

anything in this life

I will choose her happiness

over mine every time

Eliza

Is the best thing in our life

So never lose sight of the fact that you

have been blessed with the best wife

Congratulations

For the rest of your life

Every sacrifice you

make is for my sister

Give her the best life

Congratulations