Have you ever stopped to think about what rats do for fun
Sure they crawl around and scurry yeah they ＇ re always on the run
But a rat sure likes a good time just like you and me
Ill prove it with a tale about a rat-infested brewery
It started with a little lad named Vermin McCann
Who fell upon a drink that made him feel like quite a man
He rounded up his furry boys though some wore a frown
They quickly changed their tune and they slammed a couple down
One Two One-Two-Three-Four
Come on all you Good Rats we ＇ ll send you to heaven
You ＇ ll find the Pearly Gates in the froth and the foam
Cause in these vats you ＇ ve made quite a creation
A potion that turned the Guinness to gold
Like mice behind a piper rats from all around
Soon headed for this factory in old Dublin town
They surely heard the news about this fancy new rat-brew
They came they saw they had a taste and knocked back a few
One Two One-Two-Three-Four
Come on all you Good Rats we ＇ ll send you to heaven
You ＇ ll find the Pearly Gates in the froth and the foam
Cause in these vats you ＇ ve made quite a creation
A potion that turned the Guinness to gold
The rats were in a tizzy addicted to the bone
The hairy lugs were giddy they were never goin home
Like a bunch of drunken pirates prepared to walk the plank
They drank they sang they took a plunge and in the beer they sank
One Two One-Two-Three-Four
Come on all you Good Rats we ＇ ll send you to heaven
You ＇ ll find the Pearly Gates in the froth and the foam
Cause in these vats you ＇ ve made quite a creation
A potion that turned the Guinness to gold
One Two One-Two-Three-Four
Come on all you Good Rats we ＇ ll send you to heaven
You ＇ ll find the Pearly Gates in the froth and the foam
Cause in these vats you ＇ ve made quite a creation
A potion that turned the Guinness to gold
Come on all you Good Rats we ＇ ll send you to heaven
You ＇ ll find the Pearly Gates in the froth and the foam
Cause in these vats you ＇ ve made quite a creation
A potion that turned the Guinness to gold
