Uncle Whitey Uncle Whitey

Can you tell us a bedtime story

Be right here bed time thing

Yeah can you tell some bedtime stories

Please

Once upon a time not long ago

When people wore pajamas and lived life slow

When laws were stern and justice stood

And people were behavin' like they are too good

There was a little boy who was misled

By another lil' boy and this is what he said

Me and you guy we gonna make some cash

Robbin' old folks and makin' the dash

They did the job money came with ease

But one couldn't stop it's like he had a disease

He robbed another and another a sister and her brother

Tryin' to rob a man who was a DT undercover

The cop grabbed his arm he started acting erratic

He said Keep still boy no need for static

Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap

But little did he know that the boy was strapped

He pulled out his gun and said Why'd you hit me

The barrel headed straight for the cop's kidney

The cop get scared the kid he starts to figure

I'll do years if I pull this trigger

So he cold dashed and ran around the block

Cop radios in to another lady cop

He ran by a tree there he saw this sister

A shot for the head he shot back but he missed her

Looked around good and expectations

So he decided he'd head for the subway stations

But she was comin' so he made a left

He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath

Knocked an old man down he swore he killed him

Then made his move to an abandoned building

Ran upstairs up to the top floor

He opened up the door there guess who he saw

Dave the d**e fiend shootin' d**e

Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap

He said I need bullets hurry up run

The d**e fiend brought back a spankin' shotgun

He went outside but there was cops all over

Then he dipped into a car was a stolen Nova

Raced up the block doin' 83 crashed into a tree near university

Escaped alive though the car was shattered

Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered

Ran out of bullets but he still had static

Grabbed a pregnant lady pulled out the automatic

He pointed at her head and said The gun was full of lead

So the cops back off or honey here's dead

Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong

So he let the lady go and he starts to move on

Sirens sounded he seemed astounded

Before long the lil' boy got surrounded

He dropped his gun so went the glory

And this is the way I gotta end this story

He was only nineteen in a madman's dream

I saw the cops shoot the kid I still hear him scream

This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh

Just another case 'bout the wrong path

Straight and narrow or your soul gets cashed

Good night