I'm ace at all anatomies a master of dissection
An expert chef who wields an expert knife
But still, I sense a gremlin in the system of perfection
There clearly are still mysteries to life
It's kingdom, phylum, class, and then
It's order, family, genus
It all comes back to me like child's play
Then he leans over my shoulder there, in all his long and leanness
And cuts my hard earned knowledge clean away
I try to keep a focused mind and steady hand
But the rhythm of my heart is like a country western band
Oh, biology!
What have you done to me?
Why can't my grown-up brain control my teenage parts?
Oh, biology!
Why won't you let me be?
Why can't you be humane and still our beating hearts?
Before the cutting starts
Um, like totally, um, thanks
Come on, now can't I even speak?
Oh, biology!
What have you done to me?
My over-forty soul is in a teen cliche
Oh, biology!
Why won't you set me free?
'Cause I'm not in control and hunger has its say
And hormones have their way
I feel it too
Oh, biology!
Look what you've done to me!
My heart is in a pan, my brain is out to sea
Oh, biology!
Why won't you let me be?
Please help me if you can, please hear my painful plea
Biology
Biology
Biology
Please set me free
