We're the kings of the road, you're the dogs of the sea

You're burning up on the sand, we break a hundred and three

Leather jackets don't make you brave

Try riding down that ten foot wave

You're watching your board when I'm greasin' my hair

And while you're sleeping at night, we're riding everywhere

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats

We're the coolest cats in town

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats

We're the coolest cats around

We don't care what you say

We'll take that challenge any day

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats in town

All you wanna do is win win win

I bet you greasy heads can't even swim

You got no room for a thirty on the back of your board

You gotta cover your ears while my engine roars

If you got wet you would cry like a baby

A two foot wave and you'd be calling your mother

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats

We're the coolest cats in town

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats

We're the coolest cats around

We don't care what you say

We'll take that challenge any day

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats in town

I got the moves, moves, moves like Elvis

Moves, moves, moves like Elvis

Yeah maybe you can move your hips and curl your lips

But can you do the wave and swim like this?

Come on!

I know you do the monkey when you're riding your whip

But can you do the jitterbug and swim like this?

Let's go!

Anything that you can do I can do better

I'm the coolest cat!

No, I'm the coolest cat!

Tell me who's the coolest cat in this whole entire place

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats

We're the coolest cats in town

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats

We're the coolest cats around

We don't care what you say

We'll take that challenge any day

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats in town