You a goofy, you a punk

I eat kids like you for lunch

Yeah my Beamer is for sport

I'll still fit you in the trunk

If I see you on that board

I might jump you for your Dunks

Hear me rev and you should run

Run, run, run

I talked to this girl and almost ended up in the dirt

Some meathead I went to school with was with her

Only time we talked was to get help on his work

He said, "I don't like your face, but I might like it on a shirt"

With your dumbass hair, look like a Starburst

I bet you like five dollar drinks from Starbucks

Heard you doing songs now, with your guitar, huh

I bet you think you're too good for a job, huh?

How bout I give you one? Dig your own grave

Leave you hanging from a wire like some old J's

Or that's how we would've done it in the old days

Next time, help your mama pick a bouquet

You a goofy, you a punk

I eat kids like you for lunch

Yeah my Beamer is for sport

I'll still fit you in the trunk

If I see you on that board

I might jump you for your Dunks

Hear me rev and you should run

Run, run, run

I'm a lover, not a fighter

I'm a lover, not a fighter

I'm a lover, not a fighter

But I guess there's no love lost

I'm a lover, not a fighter

I'm a lover, not a fighter

I'm a lover, not a fighter

But I guess there's no love lost

Did a show in L.E.S

Tryna get something to eat

Heard the slices were the best

Went for pizza down the street

I was walking past a deli when this man got in my face

"Do I look like fuckin' Nelly? You just stepped all on my J's!"

And I'm looking up in fear

Cause this man like 6'6"

Why you drinking all this beer?

Go and try out for the Knicks

So I ran into the shop, but this man was on the chase

He said, "How bout we do some skincare?

Splash hot grease all on your face!"

You a goofy, you a punk

I eat kids like you for lunch

Yeah my Beamer is for sport

I'll still fit you in the trunk

If I see you on that board

I might jump you for your Dunks

Hear me rev and you should run

Run, run, run

I'm a lover, not a fighter

(You a goofy, you a punk!)

I'm a lover, not a fighter

(I eat kids like you for lunch!)

Yeah my beamer is for sport

(I'm a lover, not a fighter!)

If I see you on that board

Run, run, run