Sir Pentious:
Ah yes the holidays are upon us
And here's an oldie but a goodie
I really can't stay
But baby it's cold outside)
I've got to go away
But baby it's cold outside)
This evening has been
Been hopin' that you'd drop in)
So very nice
I hold your hands they're just like ice)
My mother will start to worry
Beautiful what's your hurry?)
My father will be pacing the floor
Listen to the fireplace roar)
So really I'd better scurry
Beautiful please don't hurry)
Well maybe just a half a drink more
Put some records on while I pour)
The neighbors might think
Baby it's bad out there)
Say what's in this drink?
No cabs to be had out there)
I wish I knew how
Your eyes are like starlight now)
To break this spell
I'll take your hat)
Oh thank you
Your hair looks so swell)
I ought to say " No no no sir"
Mind if I move in closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
What's the sense of hurtin' my pride?)
I really can't stay
Oh baby don't hold out)
Sir Pentious/ Frank:
But baby it's cold outside
Sir Pentious:
Lovely
I simply must go
But baby it's cold outside)
The answer is no
Baby it's cold outside)
This welcome has been
How lucky that you dropped in)
So nice and warm
Look out the window at that storm)
My sister will be suspicious
Gosh your lips look delicious)
My brother will be there at the door
Waves upon the tropical shore)
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
Gosh your lips look delicious)
But maybe just a cigarette more
Never such a blizzard before)
I've got to get home
But baby you'd freeze out there)
Say lend me a coat will you darling?
It's up to your knees out there)
You've really been grand
I thrill when you touch my hand)
But don't you see?
How can you do this thing to me?)
There's bound to be talk tomorrow
Think of my lifelong sorrow)
At least there will be plenty implied
If you got pneumonia and died)
I really can't stay
Get over that ol' doubt)
Sir Pentious/ Frank:
But baby it's cold
Baby it's cold outside
Frank:
Merry Christmas everybody
Sir Pentious:
And happy holidays
Haha yes