Here's a little bitty diddy
Once upon a time in the city
I lived a life of crime, it wasn't pretty
I was robbing the jewelry shops
From broke to poor, could not afford the new Tupac
I was destined to fail in life, when dreams prevailed
I got thrown back in jail for crimes I never did
Never try to get caught
A hundred and one thousand dollars in embezzlement fraud
Guess it's time to be setting it off
This ain't a movie
Not every thief can have a getaway car
It's so hard when you hurry and rob
A national bank, you worry about security guards
Are bank tellers gonna call police?
Just grab the cash up fast and dash with ultra speed
Head back to the hideaway
They say crime pays, but the house is a mile away, so
(Go Ryan, go)
'Cause it's a sure bet, whenever my girl says
(Go Ryan, go)
And I can't help it, nobody else knows that
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
My name is Ryan
(Ooh ooh!)
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
My name is Ryan
(Ooh ooh!)
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
My name is Ryan
(Ooh ooh!)
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
My name is Ryan
(Ooh ooh!)
I'm way too busy plotting
Never would've guessed
A vault safe had so many combinations on 'em
So I gotta do what I gotta do
I got a few tricks up my sleeve this evening too
Throw a rope up and over the roof
Start climbing
Mark the checklist so I will know what to do
And always be sneaky
Painted camoflauge on my face
That way I can still blend in with the scenery
And the cops will be baffled because
I ran with the loot
Good thing I bought those surgical gloves
Make my way back to where I came in
The bank's surrounded
Cops still outside waiting to get me into cuffs
Throw me into a truck
Drive me back to the jail
Take my fingerprints and stuff
I'ma scheme, one day I'ma be rich
Until then I'ma keep on digging me up outta this ditch
And just then I had visions of a humble God
Who's come to spread His Christian love
To bad men who do bad and good
He opened up my door slowly and told me I should
(Go Ryan, go)
'Cause it's a sure bet, whenever my girl says
(Go Ryan, go)
And I can't help it, nobody else knows that
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
My name is Ryan
(Ooh ooh!)
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
My name is Ryan
(Ooh ooh!)
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
My name is Ryan
(Ooh ooh!)
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
My name is Ryan
(Ooh ooh!)
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
My name is Ryan
(Ooh ooh!)
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
My name is Ryan
(Ooh ooh!)
