Well, some people like to head to the bars
When life is hitting just a little too hard
Some people like to float out and fish
Some people like to whine and b**h
Well, everybody needs a little head vacation
Everybody's got their vibes
I just picked up some papers from the Exxon station
And I'm about to roll up mine
I smoke weed and I don't give a damn
Ziploc in my pocket with a couple of grams
There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now
Just kidding Mr. Officer unless you're down
Oh weed, just about every day
First thing that I buy soon as I get paid
If there's only one thing you gotta know about me
It's that I, I smoke weed
Well, you could say I found a natural prescription
For an undiagnosed medical condition
If you ain't got your own, that's fine
Hell, I'll share mine
'Cause I smoke weed and I don't give a damn
Ziploc in my pocket with a couple of grams
There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now
Just kidding Mr. Officer unless you're down
Oh weed, just about every day
First thing that I buy soon as I get paid
If there's only one thing you gotta know about me
It's that I, I smoke weed
Yeah, I smoke weed
Well, it's legal out in California
And a couple other places too
But 'round here we still gotta buy it
From some real shady dude
Oh, weed and I don't give a damn
Ziploc in my pocket with a couple of grams
There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now
Just kidding Mr. Officer unless you're down
Oh weed, just about every day
First thing that I buy soon as I get paid
And if there's only one thing you gotta know about me
It's that I, I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
(Hey, man)
(I think, I think the police are here, man)
(I smoke weed) (ooh shit)
(Hey, man, give me back my lighter, come on)
(I smoke weed)
(Hey, puff, puff, pass, you know the rules)
(Stop bogarting that shit and pass it over here, come on)
