You're not Bridget Bardot

I'm not Jack Palance

I'm not Shirley Temple by any circumstance

Or Fred Astaire

You're not Sidney Taffler

I'm not Dirk Bogarde

I'm not very stylish

And you're not avant garde

Or Lionel Blair

We're as common as muck

Bonne chance viel glck good luck

Where bold is beautiful

We don't give a damn

Luvva duck we're as common as muck

You're not Victor Hugo

I'm not Patience Strong

I'm not Rodney Rygate

Or Yvonne Goolagong

Shirley Abicair Oh

I'm not Nellie Melba

You're not Nellie Dean

We do our best endeavours

To keep our doobries clean

Because we care

We're as common as muck

Buona fortuna vayas con Dios

Good luck

Where bold is beautiful

We don't give a damn

Luvva duck we're as common as muck

We're as common as muck

Bonne chance viel glck good luck

Where bold is beautiful

We don't give a damn

Luvva duck

We're as common as muck