Welcome to the jungle
Where I am THE KING!
At the TOP of the FOOD CHAIN
Hunt and kill everything
And you call THAT a STEALTH
Mine is 7 times LONGER
When you're steppin' near a bush
You'll see who's CLAWS are STRONGER!
I save a SPACE that I can PLACE my most prized possession
Your head's the TROPHY for the centerpiece
Of my COLLECTION!
(HAH, in your dreams!)
You must be BLIND to even think that i could EVER be DEFEATED!
Oh wait, you kinda are
I took your EYE before you ran and RETREATED
Then i proceeded
To HEAT it up and EAT IT!
Next time we meet up ISOLATED
You'll end up deleted!
You're so INFECTIOUS to this GAME
And it's causing a crisis
I mean. just look at your kit
It's got the EBOLA virus!
(Ebola was so 20-14 bro.)
That joke was so bad
I died a little bit inside
I guess it's good that I was born with these
9 F**G LIVES!
You're just a tiny PURPLE BUG
That I could easily SMASH
Even AMUMU WOULDN'T hug
A pest that dwells in the TRASH
And when you see that YELLOW sign
You're gonna need a HARD PEEL
Just take a look at my SCORE
I'm more FED than GARFIELD!
(You're only fed cuz my botlane doesn't work.)
You got me cornered so there's only one SOLUTION
I must power up to WIN this with my
MECHA EVOLUTION!
(AAAAAAARGH!)
You're living a DELUSION
And my power's your CONCLUSION
When I find you in SECLUSION
It'll be YOUR EXECUTION!
(Hah. You're just a pokémon wannabe)
You said a lot of words
And it has got me in CONFUSION!
Now it's time to show you my
SUPER MEGA EVOLUTION!
Puts on hood
(Kha'zix dies)
