Midlife crisis

Pervert, a virus

Mum's scared, dad's upstage

Oh, wow, you're so mature for your age

Nymphets love you

Lost your job, talk of the town, it's true

Hands down this skirt

"She don't need school", "You're wise", "She will learn"

Oh, silly piggie

Rollin' in your own s**t again

Filthy in heaven

Cradle me, my favorite parent

Disgust, oh, well

Write me letters down in your jail cell

Scumbag

Bottom of the barrel (you are)

Scumbag

Bottom of the barrel (yes, you are)

Repulsed, just scraping for scraps

Son saying, "When I grow up, I'll be like dad"

Dribbling in your crap, a pig in true form

Your life's f**g cold, young girls keep you warm

Oh, silly piggie

Rollin' in your own s**t again

Filthy in heaven

Cradle me, my favorite parent

Disgust, oh, well

Write me letters down in your jail cell

Scumbag

Bottom of the barrel (yeah, you are)

Scumbag

Bottom of the barrel (yes, you are)

And sadly

It's just a little bit too late

Your clothes are clean

But you got a teenager for a date

Filthy in heaven

Cradle me, my favorite parent

Disgust, oh, well

Write me letters down in your jail cell

Scumbag

Bottom of the barrel (ah-ah)

Scumbag

Bottom of the barrel

I guess it's just too late

I guess it's just too late for you

My dear