Now this may sound far- out
But I hope you're listenin'
'Cause a nuclear fallout is not improbable
No it is imminent
More than just for your protection
Here's the best long- term investment
You'll ever make for your family's sake
Call Vault- Tec today
And I'll take you into my loving
Arms to guard you from the storm
There's a fire you've set in my
Heart with which I'll keep you warm
'Cause outside it's helter- skelter
So come find us in our shelter
Sure it's under a rock but just knock
And we'll welcome you home
If you can afford it
Oh what's become of our great nation
It's a wasteland on the surface
Which one day we will retake
Repopulation is our purpose
Makin' babies
Noah's Ark was quite a vessel
Although ours is twice as special
With room and board
And about twenty floors
Down below ground- level
So if you're all in with the fallout
You've got Vault- Tec on your side
Let me be the one to tell
Ya everything will be alright
Just sign up today
We have plenty spots in our
Lead- encased concrete Camelot
Among family and friends
The end is a new beginning
Having children can be such a blessing
But what if they end up mutated
We can prevent that from happening
As long as we aren't related
You've gotta treat your relatives
Like radiation
Because a sexy cousin's something
You should stay away from
Ugh not again
Your job is assigned by aptitude tests
You'll work 'til you die
So make sure it's correct
But hey buried alive
Is better than just being buried buried
So if you're all in with the fallout
You've got Vault- Tec on your side
Let me be the one to tell ya
Everything will be alright
If we keep out the rads
We'll outlive the reds
I won't become that
I'd rather be dead
Because capitalism will
Stimulate our economy
Or whatever's left of it
Where the working man
Is not taken for granted no
When you come home
I'll always have your
Dinner warmed up yeah
We're a proper family nuclear
Hey pops I want a root beer
Scotty all we got is Nuka- Cola
Available at participating vault locations
Always the same war it never changes
So no wonder why we're under surveillance
Can we keep our way of life alive and well
To be a paragon comes with privilege
From apocalypse to a picket fence
The American Dream will thrive
Even in Hell
I guess I'm all in with the fallout
I've got Vault- Tec on my side
Let me be the one to tell ya
Every f******* thing
Will be alright
If you ever have roaches
Infest your vault
They're no better than
Those investing in vaults
Didn't hear that from me
We're just here to sing this song
Come on sing along
Because we're all in with the fallout
We've got Vault- Tec on our side
And believe us when we tell
Ya everything's probably alright
If the bombs should go off
Starting today and you haven't called
You're already too late
Go on drop us a line
This was brought to you by Vault- Tec
