(MC Lars is more punk than you!)
Go!
Books about Evanescence (Are not punk rock)
Guns 'n Roses watches (Are not punk rock)
Hello Kitty iPod cases (Are not punk rock)
Rob Zombie lunch boxes (Are not punk rock)
Slipknot binder paper (Is not punk rock)
Tinkerbell pillowcases (Are not punk rock)
Led Zeppelin air fresheners (Are not punk rock)
Tupac incense burners (Are not punk rock)
Hot Topic is not punk rock! (Hot Topic)
Misfits candle tins (Are not punk rock)
ICP throw blankets (Are not punk rock)
Beaded Elvis curtains (Are not punk rock)
Talking Lambchop plush dolls (Are not punk rock)
AC DC hairclips (Are not punk rock)
Spongebob wristbands (Are not punk rock)
Sex Pistol boxer shorts (Are not punk rock)
Dischord back catalogue (Okay, maybe that's punk rock)
Hot Topic is not punk rock! (Hot Topic)
Hot Topic is a contrived identification with youth subcultures
To manufacture an anti-authoritarian identity and make millions
The $8 you paid for the Mudvayne poster would be better spent
Used to see your brother's friend's band
DIY ethics are punk rock
Starting your own label is punk rock
G.G. Allin was punk rock
But when a crass corporate vulture
Feeds on mass-consumer culture
This spending mommy's money (Is not punk rock)
