(spoken)

The world today seems

absolutley crackers,

With nuclear bombs to

blow us all sky high.

There's fools and idiots

sitting on the trigger.

It's depressing, and it's

senseless, and that's why...

(singing)

I like chinese,

I like chinese,

They only come up to you knees,

Yet they're always friendly and

they're ready to to please.

I like chinese,

I like chinese,

There's nine hundred million

of them in the world today,

You'd better learn to like

them, that's what I say.

I like chinese,

I like chinese,

They come from a long way overseas,

But they're cute, and they're

cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I like chinese food,

The waiters never are rude,

Think the many things

they've done to impress,

There's maoism, taoism,

I Ching and chess.

I like chinese,

I like chinese,

I like their tiny little trees,

Their zen, their ping pong,

their ying and yang eze.

I like chinese thought,

The wisdom that Confusious taught,

If Darwin is anything to shout about,

The chinese will survive

us all without any doubt.

So, I like chinese,

I like chinese,

They only come up to you knees,

Yet they're wise, and they're

witty, and they're ready to please

Wo, ai zhong guo ren,

Wo, ai zhong guo ren,

Wo, ai zhong guo ren,

Ni hao ma, Ni hao ma,

Ni hao ma zai jian.

I like chinese,

I like chinese,

Their food is guaranteed to please,

A fourteen, a seven, a nine and li chese

I like chinese,

I like chinese,

I like their tiny little trees,

Their zen, their ping pong,

their yin and yang eze

I like chinese,

I like chinese,

(fade out...)