He always has a sidekick
Some boy wonder at his call
His utility belt holds everything
Can't find that at the mall
The Batmobile is super fast
There is no car that is surpassed
It's a good thing we've got Arkham
Because he really drives us bats
Drives us bats
Drives us bats
He really drives us bats
Bats bats
He drives us bats
Whether dancing the Batusie
Or using an array of tools
He's always got the answers
He makes us look like fools
He's got no super powers
He's just a flying rat
It's a good thing we've got Arkham
Because he really drives us bats
Drives us bats
World's greatest detective
Drives us bats
Foiling every evil scheme
He really drives us bats
Bats bats
He drives us bats
Even without shark repellent
He's tougher than he seems
Other heroes often ask
Why is he always the top cat
He drives us bats
Drives us bats
Drives us bats
