OH MY F**KING GOD

That shit was totally amazing

Your brain cannot even comprehend

So much pants-shitting excitement

For the sake of your couch

I hope you're wearing Depends

We learned so many things together

Japan is weird and French people are mimes

This film had ten scenes of action

And everyone together said

F**k twenty-one times YEAH

d**k FIGURES d**k FIGURES

You just watched a whole f**king movie of

d**k FIGURES d**k FIGURES

Bow before them and renounce your previous god

d**k FIGURES d**k FIGURES

Someone get a doctor 'cause this movie's f**king totally sick

You asked and they delivered

If you don't like d**k Figures it's not hard to figure out you're a d**k

I counted ten f**king explosions

And jetpack demon ninjas that rocked your face

Your life was a hot pile of garbage

Now you're so excited that you're nutting all over the place

One of those explosions was an octopus

Sorry for the spoiler but it's your fault

That'll teach you to listen to the soundtrack

Before you watch the movie

I mean for Godsake who does that you stupid piece of

d**k FIGURES d**k FIGURES

They saved the world what do you think about that

d**k FIGURES d**k FIGURES

You just watched them you're so lazy and fat

d**k FIGURES d**k FIGURES

You love them with all of your stupid heart and also part of your chode

You asked and they delivered

Our movies too great it made your junk explode

Oops our bad

Sorry about your junk

Just kidding

F**k you

d**k FIGURES