Kids

I don't know what's wrong with these kids today

Kids

Who can understand anything they say

Kids

They a disobedient disrespectful oafs

Noisy crazy dirty lazy loafers

And While we're on the subject

Kids

You can talk and talk till your face is blue

Kids

But they still just do what they want to do

Why can't they be like we were

Perfect in every way

What's the matter with kids today

Kids

Kids

Kids

Laughing singing dancing grinning morons

And while we're on the subject

Kids They are just impossible to control

Kids

With their awful clothes and their rock and roll

Why can't they dance like we did

What's wrong with Sammy Caine

What's the matter with kids today

Bye Bye Birdie - Original Broadway Cast: Kids Paul Lynde Marijane Maricle) - Original Broadway Cast Recording