So here's the deal

I met this guy like a month ago

I got to thinking and i was like what the hell

The only problem is that he's on a screen

But he is the man of my dreams

And in my head i had it all planned out

A little picket fence and a house (three dogs)

It's stupid

My mind is not grasping that he's on paper

I guess i'll just

Hold my breath and count to ten

Why do i always fall for fictional men

My heart and my mind won't seem to align

'cause i feel real things for a fake a*s guy

And i'm way too old to play pretend

But still i always fall for fictional men

My heart and my mind won't seem to align

'cause i've fallen in love with a fictional guy

The actor's cute but he's like thirty three

I guess that's only ten years older than me (give or take)

Maybe i'm dumb or it's just quarantine

To be completely honest twenty twenty is killing me

Come on kid you know it kinda sucks

We get it you've been alone for like six months

But he's not real face the facts

This is a coping mechanism clean up your act

Yeah i know i think i'm just gonna

Hold my breath and count to ten

Why do i always fall for fictional men

My heart and my mind won't seem to align

'cause i feel real things for a fake a*s guy

Way too old to play pretend

But still i always fall for fictional men

My heart and my mind won't seem to align

'cause i've fallen in love with a fictional guy

Hold my breath and count to ten

Why do i always fall for fictional men

My heart and my mind won't seem to align

'cause i feel real things for a fake a*s guy

I'm way too old to play pretend

But still i always fall for fictional men

My heart and mind won't seem to align

'cause i've fallen in love

With a fictional guy