There's that mean guy on the tv show

Pretending he can make summer snow

Fake audience clapping on demand

That's the way they create wonderland

Is this how it ends?

Fear, hate, overspend

When you hear them saying

Ooh Haa

You just can't protest

Ooh Haa Haa

(We) lead you to the best

Ooh Haa

You just can't protest

Ooh Haa Haa

(We) lead you to the best

There's a young one in the grocery store

Asking how much for a pack of cheerios

He says there will be snow in July

Cause on the tv they don't ever lie

Is this how it ends?

Fear, hate, overspend

When you hear them saying

Ooh Haa

You just can't protest

Ooh Haa Haa

(We) lead you to the best

Ooh Haa

You just can't protest

Ooh Haa Haa

(We) lead you to the best