When an irresistible force such as you

Meets an old immovable object like me

You can bet just sure as you live

Something's gotta give something's gotta give

Something's gotta give

When an irrepressible smile such as yours

Warms an old implacable heart such as mine

Don't say no because I insist

Somewhere somehow someone's gonna be kissed

So en garde who knows what the fates have in store

From their vast mysterious sky

I'll try hard ignoring those lips I adore

But how long can anyone try

Fight fight fight fight fight it with all of our might

Chances are some heavenly star spangled night

We'll find out just sure as we live

Something's gotta give something's gotta give

Something's gotta give come on

So en garde who knows what the fates have in store

From their vast mysterious sky

I'll try hard ignoring those lips I adore

But how long can anyone try

Fight fight fight fight with all of might

Chances are some heavenly star spangled night

We'll find out just sure as we live

Something's gotta give something's gotta give

Something's gotta give