Somebody try the side door

You know it's gettin' kinda late

I'll just assume there's a reason

There's nothin'on my plate

It sounds a lot like show time

But why am I up at six

No one told me we'd be

Playin' at fort dix

Round and round it never stops

Each day a new surprise

You'll find it all inside

You brand new book of lies

Round and round where we stop

You guess as good as mine

It's one big comp

Your brand new book of lies

Will that be yen or lira

Is that in local time

And if someone canceled

What's everybody doing in line

S'pretty hard to get a signal

A way out here in the sticks

Got a feelin' that the local's

Bin up to his old tricks

Round and round it never stops

Each day a new surprise

You'll find it all inside

You brand new book of lies

Round and round where we stop

You guess as good as mine

It's one big comp

Your brand new book of lies

I think I know it's monday

But this is not milan

I went to sleep in brussels

And woke up in japan

Somebody try the side door

You know it's gettin' kinda late

I'll just assume there's a reason

There's nothin' on my plate

Round and round it never stops

Each day a new surprise

You'll find it all inside

You brand new book of lies

Round and round where we stop

You guess as good as mine

It's one big comp

Your brand new book of lies