She's part girl she's part boy

She's got parts everyone can enjoy

She's got more she's got less

She's got her manhood tucked in her dress yeah

Is she a mister or is she a miss

Does she stand up when she's taking a piss

She's my little girl

Yeah she's my little guy

When I try to please her

I get poked in the eye

She wears lace and she wears flannel

She watched football and the Lifetime Channel

What's that bulge under her nightie

It must be hermaphrodite yeah hermaphrodite

Some things are white

Some things are black

Some girls wear makeup

Mine shaves her back

But she is still beautiful

She is still fine

It's too bad her package is bigger than mine yeah

She can't help her imperfections

She gets jock itch from her yeast infections

Who stole all my tighty whities

It must be hermaphrodite yeah

Hermaphrodite hermaphrodite

La la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la

Dite yeah