I've been sleeping in a cardboard box

Spending every dollar at the liquor shop

And even though I know I haven't got a lot

I'll try to give you love until the day you drop

I've been training like a pavlov dog

Let my independence out to take a hike

All you gotta do is activate my bell

And I'll fetch you anything you like

Going once, going twice

Every man here has a price

Over where? Over there. Sold

To not a single lady in here

I've been in like a thousand times

Dated every woman in the atmosphere

I've been to every continent

Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere

And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent

Just remember not to love me when I disappear

I graduated at the top

I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie

So if you have a fantasy of being a queen

Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me

Going once, going twice

Won't these gentlemen suffice

Any here? Any there

Any motions anywhere

Going twice, going thrice

Guess this means we'll go four times a lady

I promise I'll be all you'll need, ever need

You'll never have to shop around (don't shop around)

And I'll give you all you'll ever need, ever need

Don't worry I will never let you down, let you down

Don't worry I will never let you down

So many ladies are waiting for mates

And the prospects are good but the date's never great

Over here, over there, over where? Anywhere

They're too busy with winning the bidding to care

And he's sold