Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine that's out of date

use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die ie ie..

So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die ie ie...

So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho killer inside

Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die ie ie..

So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet