I'm malicious, mean and scary
My sneer could curdle dairy
And violence-wise,
my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look
And my temper, and my hook
I've always yearned
to be a concert pianist
Can'tcha see me on
the stage performin' Mozart?
Ticklin' the ivories
'til they gleam?
Yep, I'd rather be
called deadly
For my killer show-tune medley
Thank you!
'Cause way down deep inside
I've got a dream
He's got a dream!
He's got a dream!
See, I ain't as cruel
and vicious as I seem!
Though I do like
breaking femurs
You can count me
with the dreamers
Like everybody else
I've got a dream!
La la la la la la la la la la la la!
I've got scars and
lumps and bruises
Plus something
here that oozes
And let's not even
mention my complexion
But despite my extra toes
And my goiter, and my nose
I really want to make
a love connection
Can't you see me
with a special little lady
Rowin' in a rowboat
down the stream?
Though I'm one
disgusting blighter
I'm a lover, not a fighter
'Cause way down
deep inside
I've got a dream
I've got a dream!
He's got a dream!
I've got a dream!
He's got a dream!
And I know one day
romance will reign supreme!
Though my face
leaves people screaming
There's a child behind it,
dreaming
Like everybody else
I've got a dream
Tor would like to
quit and be a florist
Gunther does interior design
Ulf is into mime
Attila's cupcakes are sublime
Bruiser knits
Killer sews
Fang does little puppet shows
And Vladimir collects
ceramic unicorns!
I have dreams,
like you - no, really!
Just much less
touchy-feely
They mainly happen
somewhere warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tanned and rested and alone
Surrounded by enormous
piles of money
I've got a dream!
She's got a dream!
I've got a dream!
She's got a dream!
I just want to see the
floating lanterns gleam!
Yeah!
And with every passing hour
I'm so glad I left my tower
Like all you lovely folks
I've got a dream!
She's got a dream!
He's got a dream!
They've got a dream!
We've got a dream!
So our diff'rences ain't
Really that extreme!
We're one big team!
Call us brutal
Sick
Sadistic
And grotesquely optimistic
'Cause way down deep inside
We've got a dream!
I've got a dream!
I've got a dream!
I've got a dream!
I've got a dream!
I've got a dream!
I've got a dream!
Whoo whoo whoo whoo!
Yes, way down deep inside
I've got a dream!
Yeah!
