When the pick of destiny was released it was a bomb
And all the critics said that the D was done
The sun had set and the chapter had closed
But one thing no one thought about was the D will rise again
Just like the phoenix
We'll f**king rise again
Cause' the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quenched
By a failure or an embarrassment no way no
And the critics all agreed it was a stinky pile of cheek
But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong
Just like the phoenix
We'll f**king rise again
That's right the phoenix
We'll rise again
Sun shining it's a hell of a day
Riding back and it's headed your way
D's here now we're putting on a show
We're sneaking up climbing into your window
It's the rise of the phoenix
It's the call of attack
And you'll know when you've seen us
The f**king D there
Lovemaking all the way to the top
Boots smoking but I'm not gonna stop
Bossa
Nova is a beautiful dance
Hot blooded that's a lots of romance
It's the rise of the phoenix
It's the call of attack
And you'll know when you've seen us
Tenacious D that
But what if it's true
If
Tenacious D has died what will we do
And what will we do
About all the fans who have
The D tattoo
They'll have them removed
They'll have to laser off their
D tattoos
Tattoos
They'll have to laser off their
D tattoos
Wait a minute
Kage
What's that you say
You know it's not too late
Yes it is too late
We only need one hit
Just imagine it
We could be the shit
Too legit to quit
One hit
One hit
Yea I'm hoping this is it
One hit
Top 10 hit
Top 40 hit
Top 1000 hit
I don't care
As long as we get there
We'll start anew
And you can get a new
Tenacious D tattoo
You can get a new
Tenacious D tattoo
