Now my life is easy my life ain't hard

I'm gonna spend all day in my f**kin' backyard

I ain't got no money hell I don't care

My parents let me use their credit card

I've got nowhere to go just hang out on the street

My folks say I've got no ambition

At least I give a shit about the stuff I eat

Yeah I care about nutrition

Tried to get a job at the retail store

But I could not stand the competition

Now I spend all my time hangin' out at the shore

Givin' myself a skin condition

I've got nowhere to go just movin' on my feet

People say I've got no ambition

At least I give a shit about the stuff I eat

Yeah I care about nutrition

Sometimes I get upset when I see on the TV

All them people in this world that is starvin'

But there's nothin' in this world that could possibly bother me

When I smell the turkey Dad is carvin'

Boy I'm starvin' Christ I'm starvin'

My folks said I gotta get myself a job

'Cause they ain't gonna support me

Well if all I am to them is just some lazy slob

Why didn't they abort me

I guess I'll just hang out on Broad and South

Livin' by my intuition

At least I give a shit what I put into my mouth

Yeah I care about nutrition

Nutrition It's good for me

Nutrition I've got vitamin C

I care I care I care I give a healthy shit