Well she wants to be a singer in the band

Maybe I'll give the girl a hand & a mircophone

She's all alone

She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend

She keeps staring me out with her ole black & blue eyes

And I can take her dancing just to give the girl a chance

And I was never that good at being nice when I should

I guess she'll forgive right before she trys to kill me

Coz I sold her on yesterday's

Come take me oh my eyes

I can take the the waltz just so she could kick my head in

Oh i do believe i was drunk

And both of my heads had shrunk

I guess her name was Tina coz before I'd even seen her

I was lost in her wats ya name

I just get me for that eyes

Oh take me oh my eye eye's

And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go

And if she does she's getting there slow

And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be

And thats the very thing when your dealing with me

Young soul shagger

Begging me to bag her and filthy heart & swollen hips

And she said o my dearest im not pretty and isn't it a pity

That you wont kiss these rotten lips

So take me oh my eye eyes eyes

Ole black & blue eyes

And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go

And if she does she's getting there slow

And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be

And thats the very thing when your dealing with me

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