The trumpets blared on New Years Day

Old shepherd got a wedding cake

So we drove out to the twilit lake

And it looked like the Caspian sea

Oh and that's all right be me oh yes

I was getting drunk just as slowly as I could

Grabbed a couple of tolla

But the suits looked very good

The waiter passed out noisemakers

I was blowing a kazoo

And the bridesmaid popped a loo

And she gave one to me

Oh no

After dinner overtured would John would give a speech

Hit the jackpot a week before

When he was at the beach

Gave his wife and him a brand new house to share

Where the floors support the stairs

Oh one day I'll go there well

The last days I've been thinking that I've been going nuts

Spend nice days indoors holding in my guts

Oh

I just want to say to you

How much I think it's crazy

You'll never be the boy

You'll be the baby

And of all those times riding into work

The father the son and the holy ghost

Were always f**ked for sure sure