Funky Cold Medina
ALRIGHT DIG IT
COLD COOLIN' AT A BAR
AND I'M LOOKIN'
FOR SOME ACTION
BUT LIKE MICK JAGGER
SAID
I CAN'T GET
NO SATISFACTION
THE GIRLS ARE
ALL AROUND
BUT NONE OF THEM
WANT TO GET WITH ME
MY THREADS ARE FRESH
AND I'M LOOKIN' DEF
YO WHAT'S UP WITH
L- O- C
THE GIRLS WAS ALL
'A JOCKIN'
AT THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE BAR
HAVING DRINKS WITH
SOME NO NAME CHUMP
WHEN THEY KNOW
THAT I'M THE STAR
SO I GOT UP
AND STROLLED OVER
TO THE OTHER END
OF THE CANTINA
I ASKED THE GUY
WHY YOU SO FLY
HE SAID FUNKY COLD
MEDINA
FUNKY COLD MEDINA
HAH HAH
THIS BROTHER TOLD ME
A SECRET
ON HOW TO GET
MORE CHICKS
PUT A LITTLE MEDINA
IN YOUR GLASS
AND THE GIRLS'LL COME
RE AL QUICK
IT'S BETTER THAN
ANY ALCOHOL
OR APHRODISIAC
A COUPLE OF SIPS
OF THIS LOVE POTION
AND SHE'LL BE
ON YOUR LAP
SO I GAVE SOME
TO MY DOG
WHEN HE BEGAN TO BEG
HE LICKED HIS BOWL
AND LOOKED AT ME
AND DID THE WILD THING
ON MY LEG
HE USED TO SCRATCH
AND BITE ME
BEFORE HE WAS
MUCH MUCH MEANER
BUT NOW
ALL THE POODLES
RUN TO MY HOUSE
FOR THE FUNKY COLD
MEDINA
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING
I GOT ALL THE DOGS
IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
BREAKING DOWN
MY DOOR
I GOT SPUDS MACKENZIE
ALEX FROM STROHS
THEY WON'T LEAVE
MY DOG ALONE
WITH THAT MEDINA
AROUND
I WENT UP TO THIS GIRL
SHE SAID
HI MY NAME IS SHEENA
I THOUGHT SHE'D BE
GOOD TO GO
WITH A LITTLE FUNKY
COLD MEDINA
SHE SAID
I'D LIKE A DRINK
I SAID
Hmm OKAY I'LL GO GET IT
THEN A COUPLE OF SIPS
SHE COLD LICKED HER LIPS
AND I KNEW THAT
SHE WAS WITH IT
SO I TOOK HER
TO MY CRIB
AND EVERYTHING WENT
WELL AS PLANNED
BUT WHEN SHE GOT
UNDRESSED
IT WAS A BIG OL' MESS
SHEENA WAS A MAN
SO I THREW HIM OUT
I DON'T FOOL AROUND
WITH NO
OSCAR MEYER WEINER
YOU MUST BE SURE
THAT YOUR GIRL IS PURE
FOR THE FUNKY COLD
MEDINA
YOU KNOW
AIN'T NO PLANS
WITH A MAN
THIS IS THE EIGHTIES
AND I'M DOWN
WITH THE LADIES
BREAK IT DOWN
Mmm
4 BAR
BREAK
BACK IN THE SADDLE
JUST LOOKIN' FOR
A LITTLE AFFECTION
I TOOK A SHOT
AS A CONTESTANT
ON THE LOVE
CONNECTION
THE AUDIENCE VOTED
AND YOU KNOW
THEY PICKED A WINNER
I TOOK MY DATE TO
THE HILTON FOR MEDINA
AND SOME DINNER
SHE HAD A FEW DRINKS
AND I'M THINKING SOON
WHAT I'LL BE GETTING
INSTEAD SHE STARTED
TALKING ABOUT
PLANS FOR A WEDDING
I SAID WAIT
SLOW DOWN LOVE
NOT SO FAST
I'LL BE SEEIN' YA
THAT'S WHY I FOUND
YOU DON'T PLAY
AROUND
WITH THE FUNKY COLD
MEDINA
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING
THAT MEDINA'S
A MONSTER Y'ALL
FUNKY COLD MEDINA
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
FUNKY COLD MEDINA
HAH HAH
SS SS
HAH HAH
FUNKY COLD MEDINA
