I've never seen the inside of a ballroom

Or listened to a jukebox all night long

But I've seen these are the things

That bring you pleasure

So I'm gonna make some changes in our home

I've heard it said

If you can't beat them join them

So if that's the way you wanted me to be

I'll change if it takes that to make you happy

From now on you're gonna see a different me

Because your good girl's gonna go bad

Gonna be the swinginest swinger

You've ever had

If you like them painted up powerdered up

Then you oughta be glad

Because your good girl's gonna go bad

I'll even learn to like the taste of whiskey

In fact you'll hardly recognize your wife

I'll buy some brand

New clothes and dress up fancy

For my journey to the wilder side of life

Because your good girl's gonna go bad

Gonna be the swinginest swinger

You've ever had

If you like them painted up powerdered up

Then you oughta be glad

Because your good girl's gonna go bad

Oh yeah your good girl's gonna go bad