James Jamerson used one finger

John McEnroe used a Dunlop

He used a Dunlop Revelation 200G

Where are your tools, man?

These are my tools

They're crappy student model tools, and I play better than you

James Jamerson used one finger

And you point, you point at what you want

I'll get, I'll have, I'll go with

Where are you going?

I'm not an angry person, and neither was Jerry Salinger

James Jamerson used one finger, is that true?

Yes, it's true, and how about you, are you perfect?

Bob Babbitt used two fingers

Jerry Jemmott used two fingers and dug in like a cleat

Tools, man

Where are your tools?

Feist sang through an amp

Prince wired a snake in every room

Sampras had that Wilson

Sampras had that ugly Wilson Pro Staff 95

Go hope

Go hope that comes back

Go hope those colors come back

Subcamp, Bandstack, Faceschnook, Class act

All just tools, man

Buy an island in Hawaii with your SaaS money

You won't get a rise out of me

James Jamerson, on the other hand, used one finger

Basso profondo on ancient LaBellas

Plucking wire on the Golden Gate Bridge

Bach for dead strings

Fugues for the masses

Bringing joy to you and your machatonim

You licked the toad, meanwhile

James Jamerson used only one finger

Carol Kaye used a pick, and all bob der roads lead to bivouac

Microdosing matzo meal under a bridge just to get an edge

Use short words

Use short German words

Don't show off

Play fast, make it groove, repeat these bromides

Get on your knees and praise the lowly potato

Get on your knees and praise the Central Coast

Get on your knees and praise Bob Noyce

Get on your knees and praise commercial air travel

Say something good and move on

Company smile with William F. Buckley will protect you

Rick Rubin is hitting on your girlfriend

Campaign for your burger stand

Ground beef, so you don't have to chew

If you don't believe me or don't get it

I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry

Lalah Hathaway, sang two notes

James Jamerson used one finger

Walter Murch stood before Final Cut 7

James Jamerson used one finger

Donald Hall wrote 300 drafts

James Jamerson used one finger

Nile Rogers played nines low

James Jamerson used one finger

Call out the phonies

You are doing the real thing

Reject drab

Wear bright colors and play fast

Kubrick and the Arriflex

Chopin and the Playel

Wilt wore Chucks

Sinatra, Sony

Rainey, LaBellas

Babbitt, LaBellas

Benson, Thomastiks

Kaye, LaBellas

Call out the phonies

Reject drab

Know your tools

Say something good and move on

James Jamerson used one finger

I kinda like that

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