BILL : Let's go Ready From the top
BILL : My favorite shows on TV have twelve minutes of advertising I can't get behind that kind of time
ROLLINS : Eat quickly Drive faster Make more money now I can't get behind that
BILL : My kids say : He said to me and I'm like and he's like and she's like
ROLLINS : It's all He's all She's all
BILL : I can't get behind that kind of like English
BILL : That'll be six to eight weeks before delivery
ROLLINS : The rising oceans the warming temperatures
ROLLINS : Rising poison in the air and water
BILL : I can't understand why the price of gas suddenly rises when oil goes up
ROLLINS : but takes months to go down long after oil falls
BILL : I can't get behind any of that
BILL : I can't get behind the Gods who are more vengeful angry and dangerous if you don't believe in them
ROLLINS : Why can't all these Gods just get along I mean they're omnipotent and omnipresent what's the problem
BILL : What's the problem
BILL : What about the men who say 'Do as I do Believe in what I say for your own good or I'll kill you' I can't get behind that
ROLLINS : I can't get behind that Everybody knows everything about all of us
BILL : That's too much knowledge
BOTH : I can't get behind that
BILL : Yeah And what about student drivers using my streets to learn If you learn to play the drums you got to go to a studio Go to a parking lot for God's sake Why are you jeopardizing my life I can't get behind a student driver
ROLLINS : I can't behind a driver who drives like a student driver If you're going to drive an urban assault vehicle then get off the phone and keep your eyes on the road
ROLLINS : Lifetime guarantee
BILL : Who's lifetime Not mine I haven't that much time left Let's make it yours Everybody's got a longer life than me
BILL : The leaf blowers is there anything more futile
ROLLINS : Car alarms
BILL : Clap off
ROLLINS : Clap on
BILL : Spam
ROLLINS : Size matters
BILL : No it doesn't
ROLLINS : Yes it does
BILL : No it doesn't
ROLLINS : Yes it does
BILL : No it doesn't
ROLLINS : Yes it does
BILL : No it doesn't No it doesn't
ROLLINS : Yes it does Yes it does
BILL : My phone rings
ROLLINS : Make millions in minutes
BILL : It's a computer
ROLLINS : Lose inches in hours
BILL : Leave me the Hell alone
ROLLINS : Eat more Spend less
BILL : The Colonel is breakdancing Give me a break
ROLLINS : Credit terms raised
BILL : I can't get behind any of that
BILL : I can't get behind so-called singers that can't carry a tune get paid for talking how easy is that Well maybe I could get behind that
ROLLINS : Well I can't If you have to fix it with a computer : quantized pitch corrected and overly inspected then you can't do it and I can't get behind that
ROLLINS : Yeah Bill can you turn around and do one more
BILL : Always can do one more
ROLLINS : Let's hit it