Do you know the importance of a skypager

Uh uh uh uh

Those who don't believe see you're laid behind

Got our skypagers on all the time

Hurry up and get yours cause I got mine

Especially if you do shows they come in fine

If you're with a G and you're sipping wine

Eating cacciatore with a twist of lime

Gotta meet your lover at a quarter to 9

Joint by base then you get your high

If you get your high then mines is next

The 'S' in skypage really stands for s*x

Beeper's going off like Don Trump gets checks

Keep my bases loaded like the New York Mets

At times I miss the pager so you don't get vex

Having bad days like a voodoo hex

Conceptually a pager is so complex

That I be standing by the phone ready to flex

Welcome wel wel welcome to the new skypager

Wel welcome to the new skypager

Welcome to the new skypager to the new skypaper

Enter telephone number or other numeric message

Uh so funky

Uh so funky

Uh so funky

Uh so funky

The batteries I use are called Duracell

They last for three weeks so they do me well

Don't be going through no phases my joint stays on

24-7 from dusk till dawn

If you're in Costa Rica on a sunlit beach

You greed for the Phifer I can be reached

A number of importance I just put it on lock

You leave code '69 that means you want some cock

People tend to think that a pager's foul

Well it kinda is cause it makes me scowl

But it really hurts when you're on the prowl

Brothas know it hurts when you're on the prowl

Grabbin' on my joint cause I'm an eager owl

Get paged by a G or a business pal

My shit is overflowin' they won't allow

Another page so I'll just end this now

Message sent thank you for calling skypager