Kung Fu do what you do to me

I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy

Full on I moved to Hong Kong

With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong

I think it's strange

He's friends with Fu Manchu

And he thinks he knows you

Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan

Come on Jackie Chan

Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Last night Jackie Chan came around

I played pool with him and we hung out

Mr Miagi and the X-men

Called in for a while as well

I think it's strange

He's friends with Fu Manchu

And he thinks he knows you

Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan

Come on Jackie Chan

Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Kung Fu do what you do to me

I can't live without my Kung Fu movies

'Shanghai Killers' and 'Deadly Road'

My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed

Oh I think it's strange

He's friends with Fu Manchu

And he thinks he knows you

Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan

Come on Jackie Chan

Uh uh uh uh uh oh

I think it's strange

He's friends with Fu Manchu

And he's in love with you

Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan

Come on Jackie Chan

Uh uh uh uh uh