And it just keeps going
And it just keeps
So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave
Heading to a friends wedding
In the NYC
But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat
All this jet setting has really been getting to me
It's already 1120 and I'm ready to
Sleep but instead
I end up sitting in the 27th seat
An isle seat fine by me but the guy
That's insides always trying to pee
With a wild child behind that's crying
And keeps flipping out and kicking
At me while it violently screams
So I silently plead Oh God please let
There be a hunny sitting 27B
But of course a morbidly obese beast
Is in the seat that weeses when it
Breathes dude sitting D
Is at least three deep and he keeps
Telling me what is wrong with his knees
Alls good slaughter
Just need water but for a bottle
They charge two dollars
And when I thought that it couldn't
Be worse I forgot my iPod
I'm having a bad day nothing ever
Seems to go my way
Everybody needs to go away why
Because I'm having a bad day
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps
So four hours of turbulence we land when
I'm about to turd my pants
But the captain is seat belt fastened
So my ass is just passin gas and at
Last I escape when
I'm minutes away from clinically insane
I make my way towards baggage claim when
I hear a high pitched voice scream my name
Some dumb B I went to high school with
While she's sweating she's telling me she likes my shit
I just smile and think how great
It would be if I could just hit this chick
With a quick leg sweep
So I pick up my LL Bean and b line
For the next taxi
In need of weed and boxer briefs
But my bags only got maxis
I'm having a bad day nothing ever seems to go my way
Everybody needs to go away
Why because I'm having a bad day
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps
I check into my hotel room and I pick up my cell
Phone to dial the groom
Tell him my mood and how I'm ordering food
And I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie
But the tube has no HBO so anything
I want yo I'm paying for
But I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe
Watching that Little People Big World
Show right then there's a knock
At the door it's my last hope for a Spanish w***e
Who will change my sheets in exchange
For penis Hi I've lost my cock
Have you seen it
Jesus this day is the worst at least
I can give me a little jerk and then go to
Sleep healthy and diseaseless
I guess it could be worse but I'm just
Having a bad day nothing ever seems to
Go my way
Everybody needs to go away why because
I'm having a bad day
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps
