(Man, it's been like two years and two days)

How did we even get here?

(Either that, or it's only been a few minutes)

(And I just can't tell)

Countless days, ironically

That's how long it's been, at least to me, but

Two plus two, that makes the two of us

My time's limited, as I've become delimited

But I hope that I'll remember (remember)

My time with my calculator

So that I'll have some sort of reference

When it comes to my obsessions (that said)

Two plus two (two), that makes the two of us

Everything's two, so you could call it a Twosday

And every day, I'm reminded to say that

This is the day that's gonna throw me away

I'm thrown like a bone, throw me a bone

(Oh, I remember that)

Throw me a bone, tell me, do they remember me?

(Oh, that's no problem, 'cause)

I forgot, yes, I forgot

The day today, the day today (it's a Tuesday)

Of course, it's a Tuesday

It's like they always planned it (you don't have much time, time)

Existential crisis (time)

What comes after all of this? (Time, time)

I've gone mad, I'm insane

Cooped up here, counting my days (this man has gone insane)

Two plus two, that makes the two of us

Everything's two, so you could call it a Twosday

And every day, I'm just achin' to say that

This is the day that's gonna throw me away

I can't believe how long I've been stuck in here (safety protocol)

(Oh no) I hate this place

The numbers (this man has gone insane)

Who's gonna count them?

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 2022

The numbers, they're amounting

So why even bother counting?

Two, 20 (17), numbers

Two, 20 (counting is so fun, to ten) so many

(Count) and if you tell them otherwise

You might just end up dead

So you could call it a Twosday, or

Not bother at all (bother, Tuesday)

Not bother at all

Oh no