I'm a blast your brains
Talking full on sex
I got a porcupine called zazoom
He leaves his scent on people's graves
Why is zazoom always around so many graves
I had a cold one time then I licked myself
Why don't y'all just float off
Now you're useless
I need a woman with a benz looking to lose it
I ate the cookie then I gave it back to benny
There
She go
Now watch
Me flow
Oh the night is young
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
We'll probably do it on the couch
While my roomie's out hiking
So take if off and bite your tongue
And hope my roommate don't come home
Home
Houseful you have full
A hot pocket for twenty cents is a steal
Any day of the week
I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato
We're here for too long
We gotta run ok
And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut
I know you ain't a b**ch 'cuz girl you kill it
I pee peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it
If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it
When I count to three dismount
Oh the night is young
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
We'll probably do it on the couch
While my roomie's out hiking
So take if off and bite your tongue
I think that I ought to confess
I
Drink
Fire water
But I don't want the keys to your van
What I need is a rare
Vermillion Ukrainian unicorn
We can shoot a unicorn
Girl I know you'll like the horn
And I'm gonna keep you warm
Till you wake up in the morning
Morning
I know you ain't a b**ch
Oops
I didn't mean to do that
I yeah
I just want to say I should not have ate those
Cajun rice and beans
The guy behind you just soiled his underwear
Sniff sniff
Ah
Umm maybe you did it
Hey that's ok girl
Them strawberries look juicy
Oh the night is young
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
We'll probably do it on the couch
While my roomie's out hiking
So take if off and bite your tongue
And hope my roommate don't come home
Home
Bite your tongue
And hope my roommate don't come home
Home
I got your barbie zucchini
Happy monsoon day
Yeah
And you promised you'd lick it
I'm gonna save a mental kitty
