Writer(s): Rick Rubin, Adam Horovitz, Michael Diamond, Adam Yauch
Brass Monkey that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey here's how you
feel Put your left leg down
your right leg up
Tilt your head back
let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle
D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet
we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go we bring the Monkey with us
Adrock drinks three
Mike D. is D. Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn
that's where I dwell
Brass Monkey that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
'Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace
When it's time to get ill I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers gettin' kinda funky
Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey
Girl walked by
she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker and grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey
mised it in the cup
went over to the girl
Yo baby what's up
I offered her a sip
the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my
Brass Monkey that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
Step up to the bar
Put the girl down
She takes a big gulp
and slaps it around
Take a sip you can do it
you get right to it
Had a case in the place
And we went right through it
You got a dry martini
thinkin' you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar
I smack you off your stool
Down a 40 dog in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkeys and parties
and reelin' and rockin'
Def def girls girls all ya'll rockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record
I got my advance
I drink it I think it
I see it I be it
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it
We got the bottle you got the cup
Come on everybody let's get
Brass Monkey that funky
Monkey Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
Brass Monkey that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
