I'm DogDay, and I'm just so sad!

Why do bad things happen to good people like me?

It isn't fair! Life isn't fair!

I'm DogDay, and I'm sad!

I just want to be glad

I'm Dogday, and I'm sad!

My life is just so bad!

I lost my legs but that's not all!

I lost my friends, that's worst of all!

The Smiling Critters were BFFs

But Catnap came and made a mess

I'm DogDai, and I'm sad!

I just want to be glad

I'm Dogday, and I'm sad!

My life is just so bad!

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the saddest of them all?

Me! Staring back, reflection cracked, of souls attacked!

Life's a battlefield, scars etched in my skin!

But every victory shortlived the losses just begin!

(Augh!)

I'm DogDay, and I'm sad!

I just want to be glad

I'm Dogday, and I'm sad!

My life is just so bad!