I passed the point of
No return about ann hour ago
High as a kite tryin ' to fight
The party ' s out of control
In the back turnin ' up
The volume knob as high as it goes
In a place where beer is cheap
And the speakers are about to explode
Don ' t ask me how I got here
Don ' t ask me how I ' m gettin ' home
All I know is I ' m f**ked up
And I wanna be left alone
But earlier in the evening
I was singin ' a different tune
Listenin ' to Mystikal twistin ' a spliff or two now
My house is the hot spot
That ' s the word on the streets
And I got the bourbon in reach
Let ' s start disturbin ' the peace
Let ' s start murderin ' beats let ' s
Bring the world to her knees
And for gods sake call up some ladies
While I ' m burnin ' this weed
Hahahaha Ha the party ' s just getting started
Me and my squad are already
F**ked up and retarded
Hahahaha Ha I got a new wardrobe
My body ' s full of hormones
And I smell like eau-de-cologne
Now me and my squad
Took a little ride in the car
Straight to the club stormed the joint
And headed right for the bar
Inside duckin ' and weavin '
Tryin ' to hide from the guard
F**k I ain ' t leavin ' the place
Unless ther ' s a cipher involved
So my man rushed to the bathroom
And made it back in five minutes flat
Tapped my shoulder
And displayed a spliff the size of a bat
It ' s dark enough let ' s spark it up
We don ' t have to go out
We could sit back in the couch
Just chill and pass it around
And while we ' re sittin ' there like
Connoisseurs reclined in the sofa
I saw two P Y T ' s starin ' just tryin ' to get closer
I gave the lady a hit ' cause that ' s
How a gentleman act
Then I got my hennessy back
There goes the memory lapse
Hahahaha Ha the party ' s
Just getting started
Me and my squad are already
F**ked up and retarded
Hahahaha Ha I got a new wardrobe
My body ' s full of hormones
And I smell like eau-de-cologne
Now it ' s 2:30 in the mornin '
And we ' re dancin ' on the tables
Askin ' all the ladies
” wanna hit the afterparty later ”
If so meet me outside the door in forty minutes
' cause Chords and women go together
Like abuse and foster children
We gotta round up a cab or two
' cause the center is just down the avenue
I got a room over there and the room ' s
Got a bed now dosen ' t
That sound like a plan to you
Apparently my approach
Wasn ' t smooth enough
She asked me who the f**k
I was and said her man would chew me up
Next thing I know
I ' m in some house and alone
Some place where the beer is free
And the speakers are about to explode
Don ' t ask me how
I got here don ' t ask me how I ' m gettin ' home
All I know is I ' m f**ked up
And I wanna be left alone
Hahahaha Ha the party just died out
Can ' t get a busride now
And I ' m caught on some guys couch
Hahahaha Ha got stains on my baggy jeans
Blew a months salary but at least
I got my nickle bag-o-weed
